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Addicted and Love Sick chapter five

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Why the Fuck am I Doing This?!
-Karkat-

 I had made friends with Eridan, John, and Gamzee. I enjoyed my time with all of them, but I enjoyed Gamzee’s company more. I mean I augured with John about everything and I couldn’t get a word in with Eridan unless I was yelling, but Gamzee listen and laughed even though he happens to zone out a lot.

 
“So you guys are coming right?” Eridan smiled.

“Yes. You irritable bugle leak.” I growled.

“Yeah, my dad said it was fine.” John smiled. I smacked Gamzee’s leg to get his attention.

“Huh? Oh umm yeah.” he smiled.

Eridan whispered something in John’s ear but I wasn’t sure what all I know is it must have been real fucking funny since the howling like a wild pack of hyenas.

“What are we motherfucking talking about?” Gamzee whispered to me.

“Well you agreed to go to Eridan’s party after school, at his house. What they’re laughing about, I have no fucking idea.” I sighed.

 

Gamzee and me walked home with Eridan after school. Eridan sure was excited, but it was weird how exited he was. “I got John’s dad to make one of his awward wwining cakes.”  Eridan smiled. “And I paid Kanaya to decorate the basement for the party, too.”

After three fourths of the two miles we had to walk I was tired of carrying my shit load of homework and clothes.

“Are we almost there?” I asked with irritation. “If you say no I’m strangling you and you high ass ego on this sidewalk.”

“Umm… we’re just over half wway there.” he grinned know he found a loophole in his answer.

“Son of a bitch.” I growled.

“Oh come on Kar it’s not that bad.” he said walking backwards to face me.

“Says the person not carrying shit.”

“It’s still not that bad.” he rolled his eyes and want back to facing forward and talking his nonsense.

“If you want I’ll motherfucking carry it for you.” Gamzee smiled looking at me and move his book bag to one shoulder and his clothes to the same arm to accommodate my stuff.

“No, but thank you. I got it.” I say. As stupid as it is I’m slightly afraid of Gamzee something about him just doesn’t seem right.

 

When we got to the party a small girl was waiting in the basement, I know I met her before but I can’t remember her name. I looked at Gamzee questionable hoping he’d answer my confusion.

“Hey, Nepita! I didn’t know you’d all up and be here.” He smiled.

“I know! Isn’t it just purrfect!” she giggled in response. I leaned up against the wall watching them. Nepita picked up a pillow and beat Gamzee with it while he pretended to die. Eridan and myself laughing tell we cried.  After we calmed down Eridan told me to go mingle or relax and that it was my pick. So I walked over to the loveseat where Nepita and Gamzee where kicking each other trying to gain more room. “Hey Karkitty long time no see.” she smiled laying her head one the armrest to look over at me standing next to her. Gamzee took advantage of this and kicked her off the couch and grabbed my wrist and pulled me onto the couch. My head landed into his lap and my legs over the side of the arm. “What no! I want to sit too!” Nepita protested.

“Too bad motherfucker.” Gamzee grinned at Nepita while refusing to let me sit up. He pinned my down by my shoulder. My arms reached up in the air trying to get leverage, but with my luck it only got me a bunch off laughs for the dumbass pinning me and the young spectator. Nepita decided she’d sit anyways and sat on my lower stomach.

“Hey! Eridan did Equsis say he could make it?” she asked.

“Yeah.”  Eridan said walking in carrying a cake. “Terezi said she couldn’t make it, Dave, Dirk, and Jake might showw up but that’s only if they can get Dave’s hand out of the wwindoww, wwithout break his wwrist or the wwindoww that is. Sollux is comeing too… Um John just got here with the cake. You, Karkat, and Gamzee are here. Oh and Rose and Kanaya are going to Feferi’s party instead so that’s it.”

“I just ask if Equsis was coming…” Nepita mumbled.

“I swear he talks just to hear the sound of his voice.” I said. I gave up on escape a long time ago…

“That’s the motherfucking truth.” Gamzee said, sending Nepita and me into another round of laughter.

“Shut up.” Eridan growled as John walked down the stairs.

“John! Look I have tamed the beasts!” she laughed since she pretty much had both of us pinned.

“Oh really!” Gamzee reached over me and tickled Nepita. She let out a squeal and she jumped off, running a cross the room. Gamzee jumped off to chase her nearly knocking me off the couch.

“Hey thhit faceth!” Sollux yelled as he walked into the basement and was nearly being ran over by the morons running around chasing each other.

“Nice to see you could make it.” Eridan said quickly.

“Oh and Equiuth is upstairs.” He pointed to the ceiling.

“Equsis!” Nepita squealed and went up to greet him then pull him down the stairs. “Karkitty this is Equsis.” she smiled as Equius lifted his arm with Nepita holding a death grip on his arm.

“Nepita, what are you doing?” he sighed.

“Oh ya know just,” pause. “hangin’ around.” she laughed and let go of Equius who just caught her and held her like a baby in one arm as she continued to laugh.

John and me hung out for a bit while, Sollux and Eridan hung out, Equius seemed to struggle to detach Nepita from his arm while she just laughed, and Gamzee sat on the loveseat daydreaming by himself. I wanted to just walk over and sit next to him on the ugly green couch, but I thought I’d be rude to John.

After a while John had to go home and I was free to sit with Gamzee. “Hey, sorry I couldn’t get away from John.” I sighed.

“You look motherfucking tired.” Gamzee said looking at me. “Too many motherfuckers?”

“I guess.” I shrugged.

“You can all up and take a nap…. I’ll wake you if anything motherfucking happens.” he looked at his bare feet wriggling his toes.

“I don’t want to.” I grumbled. I really was tired; Kankri had kept me up with his late night talk on the phone with god knows who.

“Karbro… you’re tired.” he sighed. He reached over and pulled me into his lap. He start there play with my hair. I could fell sleep calling my name.

WARNING: stupid puns and cuteness
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